To Ms Wu

To the most Lan Ci face I've ever seen:

I have a confession to make. Your face sometimes ignite huge urges from many to slap it. I'm sorry to say you have a very SLAPPABLE face. As your friend, it has been almost unbearable having to deal with such a face everyday. Being by your side, I sometimes fear that I may easily be a victim of slapping too.

In spite of that, you have certainly light up my university days. It has always been such a pleasure reminiscing about the silly things we've done together. Because of you, I have certainly had lots of practice on the extremely challenging skill of cam-whoring.

I love that you are a friend that could be my friend eventhough you already have a special someone. God, you would even spend Valentine's Singles' Day with us! And that's extremely hard to come-by.

I'm sorry that we could not celebrate your birthday with you today.

Anyhow, have a Happy Birthday ! nevertheless.